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Okay...it has been awhile since I posted a list, so here goes. And, if you couldn't figure out the subject of this list from the title, then you probably shouldn't read my rated R blog.

10. Feet--but only encased in really nice dress shoes like these. Yep, if you are comfortable enough in your manhood to wander about in shoes like this, then you know you are hot.

9. Ears--oh yes, ladies. Ears are important. A little on the smaller side, with a nice earlobe. Oh, and the flatter to the head as possible the better. No, I have no fetishes with ears but I don't like dumbo ears either.

8. Forearms--call me strange, but I find men's forearms fascinating. Not the muscley-veiny forearms loaded with hair, but the strong, smooth forearms.

7. Butts--oh yeah. Ya see, men think that women don't really look at man-butt, but they are so wrong. Man-butt should be firm and slightly squarish. No male ghetto booties or onion butts though.

6. Noses--The length and shape of the nose is said to be a direct correlation to the...well, you get the idea. In other words, no crooked, bulging, or horribly small noses.

5. Hands--I personally like square hands with neatly trimmed and clean fingernails. Long fingers are quite nice too, no nothing overtly sexual in that for me.

4. Chins--Okay, here's my truly strange one, next to #9. I don't like weak chins. Men should have strong, pronounced chins, or at least the sense to grow a beard if they don't have one. Apparently I am not the only woman with an aversion to weak chins. Check this out.

3. Cheekbones--same as the chin comments.

2. Shoulders--Ohhhhh. I think men with wide shoulders are beyond hot. I like V-men. By V-men, I mean men with wide shoulders and narrow waists. However, the narrow waist isn't necessary as long as the shoulders are wide and straight...no hunchbacks are sloped shoulders.

1. Smile--all physical flaws can be forgotten if a man has a genuinely happy or amused smile. I like men whose smiles light up there whole face, right up to the eyes. A honest smile is so much more sexy than the notorious abs or superbly sexy muscley arms. The smile always wins.