Insomniac's blog

Hee HEE Hee! I know...I know. I shouldn't be so obscene as to title one of my post as such, but hey, I am 31 and I like AC/DC so what the hell? It isn't like I'm going to get yelled at by my mom. Anyhow, tonight I did grow some big balls, which is pretty damn hard when you have a vagina. What in the hell am I talking about? Well, I'll forewarn y'all, this here posting is gonna be lewd and downright vulgar...just like me. No, nothing sexual so just give it a rest and pull your mind out of the gutter...

I had an interesting conversation with Professor Sometimes-A-Jerk. Yep, I decided to play nice...real nice. I went to campus to finish up a paper I was working on and HE was there collecting exams and papers for one of his classes. I decided to be nice and try to kill him with kindness. You ask why? Because I could never figure out why the man behaved so strangely around me...one minute nice, the next...asshole. And, it does bother me that someone really does not like me at all. Anyhow, like I said, I decided to play nicety-nice. I went in his office and made some random small talk. He was on his way out for a smoke so I joined him. The man was actually quite pleasant...even talkative. Wow. Anyhow, I was telling him about something my mentor the Buck had said to me and he asked me if I really called my mentor "the Buck" (it isn't my mentor's real name). I said yep and told him that all the profs in the department have nicknames. He asked me what I called him behind his back. At first I refused to tell him. He guessed that I called him Professor Asshole, which I did some time in a past posting, but I don't verbally call him that. He's Professor Sometimes-A-Jerk. Anyhow, he asked a few more times and I finally just told him. Yep, I told him that I call him Professor Sometimes-A-Jerk. He looked a little hurt and a little shocked. I had a momentary feeling of guilt...very momentary. Then, instead of getting all pissy about it, he actually got nicer to me and remained that way for the following hour or so when I kept seeing him off and on. Can you believe it?! Perhaps I should have told him long ago that he is a jerk sometimes? Anyhow, I told him that if he remained nice I would rename him. I called him Professor Smiley for the rest of the night because he kept smiling quite pleasantly. Actually, the guy isn't too bad looking when he smiles...nice teeth. Okay, whoa! I just grossed myself out by typing that! Anyhow, I thought you all would like to know that I had a rather nice run in with Professor Sometimes-A-Jerk, who is now Professor Smiley, well at least until next time.